dear mr. satan

dear Mr. Lucifer,


How are you doing? its just past the ides of march in this part of the world, no time less lucky ay? I bet you’ve been busy lately, what with the rise in populations and the number of wars going on. you must have expansion plans in the works, you’ll need more room I’m sure.

I was wondering if you could find the time to answer a few questions for me, you’ll know how confusing the whole situation can be, with only one book open to any interpretation.

  • Are you really that bad? I mean, you seem to have done some bad things, but I’ve never met you, or any one who knows you, and really, in general you seem to be a bit less judgmental than most deity’s would have us believe. Whats your side of the story?
  • How do you deal with people who have mental challenges? do you let them off? how does that whole deal go?
  • How does the whole system actually work? is it a lake of fire, an endless void, torture chamber? I saw one painting with people being boiled in the nude. does anyone really go bare in hell?
  • What is a typical day in hell like? Is it just a constant routine, or do you shake things up? Dose the menu ever change? or do you just have a week-long rotation?


in curiosity




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